CTA Person…
CTA Person #1: I’m sorry our knees were touching the entire time and my crotch was on your face
CTA Person #2: I’m sorry our bodies were rubbing on each other for 15 minutes
CTA Person #3: I’m sorry I almost read your text messages. I didn’t. I swear!
CTA Person #4: Why are you reading my text messages?!?!
CTA Person #5: um…..
CTA: When are we getting the new trains in the Blue line?!






